Monday, May 28, 2012

Hollywood's Worst Kissers

I found this article pretty funny and ironic, thinking that even the hottest stars in Hollywood have a bad rep for this smooching skills. StyleBistro gives the low down that you want to know, just in case any of you will be kissing these celebrities any time in your future...


ANGELINA JOLIE - Most of the people I know adore her big, juicy lips. James McAvoy on the other hand isn't one of them...he said, "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set. It was awkward, sweaty, and not very nice."


TOM CRUISE - He is looking pretty good nowadays for his age. But while filming Mission Impossible 2 back in 2000, Thandie Newton said, "Kissing Tom Cruise was slightly icky and sort of wet...I'd really go home at the end of the day actually moaning about...how many times we had to do it."


LEONARDO DICAPRIO - Now I know all you girls wanted to be Kate Winslet in Titanic, but would you still want him as your lover after what Virginie Ledoyen, The Beach co-star had to say? "I think Leonardo is a nice guy. But I don't want him as a lover. There [was] no honest passion. No real sensitivity in our love scenes. In our underwater love scenes all I could think of was not drowning. I can't even remember his kiss."


ROBERT PATTINSON - This Twihard has won a good number of MTV Movie Awards for Best Kiss, but leave it to Robert Pattinson to call himself out on his kissing skills. In a love scene with Reese Witherspoon in Water For Elephants, he says, "My nose was running all over the place … and Reese had this wig on, and literally, I was wiping my nose on her wig."


HARRISON FORD - Leave to it Helen Mirren to add fuel to the fire! She calls Harrison Ford "the nicest, sweetest guy you could want to meet. But he can't kiss – he finds it impossible to kiss on-screen. He's probably not very good off-screen either. It's not just me; other actresses agree. Whenever we get chatting off-screen and we get around to talking, we come to the same conclusion." Ouch!


JASON SEGEL - Alyson Hannigan was so disgusted by Jason Segel's smoke breath, that she refused to do any romantic scenes with him. This actually caused Jason to quit smoking!


VICTORIA BECKHAM - The late Corey Haim used to date Miss Pose Spice, and even said once that "She does this little grr gnaw thing that felt like a girl gnawing on your lip."


ORLANDO BLOOM - When the first Pirates of the Caribbean came out, Orlando Bloom praised Keira Knightley's kissing skills saying "She's a great kisser". But Keira couldn't return the favor, openly saying that Johnny Depp was the better kisser by far.


STEVE CARELL - In his movies, Steve Carell seems to never catch a break. Leave it to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to punch the punching bag saying, "So the bottom of a cat's paw – the soft supple part underneath – that's what Steve Carell's lips are like. But his tongue is like kitty cat litter. That's the physical experience."


SIENNA MILLER - I'm not the first to believe that it's all about taking care of your mouth and teeth! While on set for their movie Camille, James Franco admitted that his love scene with Sienna Miller had to be cut short because of a toothache she had. "I think we kissed once in that film and it wasn't at all intense - there was no rolling around or anything. Sienna's molar was giving her pain so she called the dentist!"


EMMA WATSON - While finally filming the big kiss between Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger, Daniel Radcliffe thought Emma Watson's get it over with mentality a bit too much. "I was ambushed! It was full on. It was incredible, I was not expecting that...I always thought it was going to be this soft sensual sort of moment and suddenly there was this vigorous kissing happening to me. She is a bit of an animal."


MATT LANTER - Co-stars Matt Lanter and AnnaLynne McCord have to kiss all on time on the set of 90210 but the gal doesn't seem thrilled to kiss her man on screen. She says that Matt Lanter is "a really bad kisser" and kissing him "kind of sucks". Talk about not holding anything back!


WOODY ALLEN - Helena Bonham Carter spills the beans on how Woody Allen prefers the way to kiss his co-star. "He tells you up front certain ways of kissing he does not want. No exchange of liquid is permitted. It can be a bit offensive because he makes no effort at all." You can't expect something without no effort Woody!


So money and international fame doesn't equate your ability to be an all-star smoocher. To make sure your bad kissing abilities don't travel on the gossip train, hmmm scratch that because some people are blessed with good kissing skills while others aren't. Better practice or better luck next time!

Via StyleBistro.



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